Captin Brett Crozier has a ship full of our children on board a ship

To The Captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, who remains at sea with our children:


Captain Crozier, go back to work and follow the orders of your president. He is knows what he is doing. When you put on that uniform you knew the risks. We need to work together. He is a unifying force.

If you need ventilators, I'd sail to Guatemala, you got no chance here, he is hoarding them. I think he might be saving them for foriegn aid. I hear Russia needs some. We've done some recent work with panel of nations including the Guatemalans, a wall project. They may not be receptive. They speak another language. But if you break their laws and get the kids off there, you will have your rights protected. 

He works hard, we now have done over a million tests, and we will soon get to our normal emergency limit of 150,000 per day. Don't you see, we've completed 6.5 days worth of testing in only 2 plus months! Also, since we are a large country we have done more actual individual tests than anyone. That virus' contaminates a population and not the individual, does not matter, he and he alone, accomplished that!

Now is sometimes the best teacher's aid. Did any of those American kids on board vote for Trump? These things of the future are best handled in the voting booths of the past.
I'm sure this will provide great solace. His daily press briefing ratings are through the roof. 8.5 million. That beat out the season finale of "The bachelor", which means it also beat out reruns of "Gilligan's Island" and "Bozo the Clown". He sent out a well researched tweet during the night. Data and everything. Must have taken some time last evening, he works hard!  How was the sea air last night? 

Hey, are you anywhere near Gilligan's Island, maybe the professor can make some ventilators out of bamboo and coconuts, they already have the bike for power. You did notice the Bachelor, that was not a regular episode, it was the season finale! That seemed especially important.


Good Luck sir., to you and our children on board.