Okay Government, New Approach: How Much?

Dear Government, New Approach:  How Much?

Come on Name it!  Since it seems we have felons, and people with poor grades or hidden grades, tax cheats, bank cheats, drug law cheats, email cheats, lazy with our secrets cheats, magic hundreds of millions of dollars cheats, war criminals, racists, rapists all over these presidential races in recent history.  Well, the vetting system sucks.  How much did we spend making these rules for who can run?  Why does it suck so bad?  Can we get our money back please?  Why does it exclude non-criminal, honest people who want to help us?  Can you take the rule excluding the good ones, out please?  We'll pay you for it.

So that's the question, what if we make a GoFundMe page, and each of us put in $100, that's $33 Billion.  Divided by 535 works out to over $61.5 million each!  Would that be more than what the corporations pay?  We would like a new law please.  One where you can't take money from anyone, cant lie to us.  One where you have to use our stuff for us, you cant be mental, stupid or criminal, racist etc, and also run for office.  A law with stuff like that in it. 

But a real one where no one cay "No reasonable prosecutor would bring these charges" So, not like the laws you usually make.  Laws, like what we regular people call "law-laws".  That's how we know it's a real law, when you say it twice.  Thankfully, as there would be no other way to know which laws were real, and those no reasonable prosecutor would charge.  The words themselves are soooo confusing.  Yeah, we wanna end all that.  How much?

So, $61.5 million each?  Would that be enough?  Tell you what, we could either mail each of you a check individually.  But, you guys really seem to like it this other way.  So, we'll send it to your leaders and let them decide who gets what?  They can allocate it.  You guys are the experts at that, and they are the elder states people, who better on earth?  No?  You don't trust them?  Oh, you see what you do at us, with our stuff?  Got it!  In any event let us know how much, we got you.  Oh, and if you need anything else form us, don't be shy, we;re right down here.  No, farther down a little more...more...a little more..yeah that's us, there we are.